Monday, January 09, 2006

Brightest and Best is the Porn in the Morning!

After deconstructing religion Ch4 set onto deconstructing the 11 "celebrities" incaserated in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Now they definatly stretched the meaning of celebrity with the carcophony in there. That said there is, for a political hack like me, a person of note - Mr George Galloway MP for Bethnal Bow and Green. This was a particulay fine day for him exposure wise with some top quality moaning about the "state of youth" going on and then the most outrageou claim of all. He claimed that the 1billion+ muslims around the world had all heard who he was so he was definatly the biggest celebrity in there. I wasn't fully convinced. One thing that left me puzzling was where he gets the cigars he was always toking on from - who knows maybe he smuggled them in, in his tash or something. On the flip side goerges comedic moment of the evening was getting much umbridge about being called a murderer for eating meat and then saying that phrases such as murderer were very easy to bandy about....makes me wonder if he has read his own speeches at times! That said teh elder clique of which he is part is very interesting to watch in CBB. Lest interesting, and the inspiration of the title, was the continous discussion around sex. IT went though most of the "young uns" discussing who they had , how and why. This was backed up by and incredibly seedy chap who is an american basket ball star who could rape a women or at least seduce her with his charm (or her intake of alcohol) and he certainly tried it on that evening. Truly repulsive viewing. That said it makes me wonder if Ch4 would really allow a drunken rape to take place.....or wether ethics might at last kick into the programme and they intervene. Anywho todays quote of the show has to go to Chantelle and Dennis who had the following conversation. Scene : The bedroom Cast: Only Chantelle and Dennis are in the room Dennis: Before you leave we'll have sex Chantelle: What? You and Me? Dennis: Yes and anyone looking for a signature for online forums then the women who slept with Sven said "Have you ever pissed in someones tea" So then is this really still a physcological experiment as Ch4 continue to claim? Take care Y'All John

1 comment:

  1. I love your heading for this post!

    I find George the most interesting character in the House. I guess I have a higher opinion of him than many have.

    Yeah Dennis is a bit sleazy.

    Oh and I think George is right about one thing. Were it not for the C4 censorship, it would be a case of reaching a new market. I wonder of Msthodism can learn from that or is the sad reality that C4 are only really interested in Ms Marsh and 5 in a bed ordies? - they msut be slim or have a big bed!

    Enough of my unworthy specualation. I'm watching the Bill for wholesime entertainment - well sort of!

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